37 Replies to “what would you do if you observed me at your pool? (f)”

1. Stare at you awkwardly and never talk to you.

2. Pee in it to show dominance.

3. well… first i’d ask you to get dressed before my wife comes out, then i’d ask you who tf are you and why are you in my yard?

4. Probably just respect you from a distance

5. Swim, because it’s fucking hot outside and I’ve never had a pool before.

6. Hide my erection

7. Go back to my place and masturbate. Because there’s no way in hell you’d fuck me. 💯 .

8. [Jizz in my pants](https://youtu.be/4pXfHLUlZf4)

9. Cry.

10. Continue minding my own business and swim. Maybe strike up casual conversation if you didn’t seem like you wanted to be left alone.

11. After masturbating furiously? Probably fall asleep.

12. [Word cloud out of all the comments.](https://i.imgur.com/Y3jVztB.png)

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13. Ever seen the movie the Sandlot?

14. Probably get myself labeled a creeper.

15. Try to discreetly mention your top is off…

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17. Trip over my tongue

18. drown ?

19. Respectfully keep my distance and not stare because that would be rude. Continue swimming with my shades and my water wings on cause I know I’m a badass. Avoid putting my crocs on in public because I wouldn’t want to overshadow you too much than I already am.

20. Bring over some sunscreen. You’ll burn with that skin.

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    Then go have my transmission fixed on my car. I’ve been putting it off too long.

21. wow wow wow wasnt expecting this much love! thank you so much I’ve had a hell of a time reading through these comments lol

22. Get arrested.

23. Jizz in mah pants (hope the song gets stuck in y’all heads now too lol)

24. Quiver

25. Try very hard and fail to not stare at you.

26. These comments have been fun to read through.

27. I would invite you to my minecraft server

28. Probably nothing for fear of being #MeToo’d

29. I would be confused af
    Because I don’t have a pool

30. Try the “shark approach”

31. I would play with Marco and polo

32. Masturbate to you later

33. Lose my job for not watching the pool area 😂

34. In my pool there’s no suits that’s why I built the 8’ fence so I’d hafts inform you that your overdressed. Sorry

35. Cum in my pants. Regroup. Then approach you and casually bring up how much I want you on my dick

36. i’m not even sure i could put it into proper english what i would do…

37. Get super turned on

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